Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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