you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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