She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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