Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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