whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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