is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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