I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
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