I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
