Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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