When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
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Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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