he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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