There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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