All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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