you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I touched a dick in church today
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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