I wish I could punch you in the face.
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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