You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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