so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Randomize
