pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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