he puts the penis in happiness.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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