Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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