It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
