i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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