It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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