stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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