the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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