Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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