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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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