hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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