is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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