Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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