Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I feel like death gave me a hand job
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
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