i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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