i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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