There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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