I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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