I would go down on you faster than GM stock
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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