Where are you?
In a non slutty way
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Will exercising make me less horny?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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