Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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