yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
handjob tips. give me some.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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