I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Im part way to drunk.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Randomize
