if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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