it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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