That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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