just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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