oh god the rape fog is back!
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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