Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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