just tell him i said nine months
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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