This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Please don't give away my fajitas
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