I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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