yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
