i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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