it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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